It’s Week 6. My team came through, did yours?
EAGLES vs GIANTS
I’ve always said I love Eli when he plays the Eagles because he feeds the green team more than his own. Pick city! No one will bring your team their swagger back like the NYGs.
FALCONS vs BUCCS
Look at Winston out there scoring for everyone but his own team! Winston can eat a … never mind. It’s time someone exits the NFL.
SEAHAWKS vs RAIDERS
No one cared to watch this game besides the London folks. And by the looks of the final score, it’s obvious Gruden was only there to sight see and get his passport stamped.
TEXANS vs BILLS
Where’s bills mafia? Let’s just throw a dildo on the field and call it a day. Watson’s struggle hurt my eyes. Speaking of eyes, Watson needs a check up. Is he on Houston’s roster or Buffalos? Gross.
STEELERS vs BENGALS
Big Ben has a better chance of nailing another case than nailing one of his receivers. A win is a win but this was pathetic.
DOLPHINS vs BEARS
Wow. Was I wrong on this game or was I wrong? Watson’s blind, Winston is a walking garbage can.. and Brock is… on fire??? L O L Chicago your D looked like garbage. Enjoys the slums this week.
JAGS vs COWBOYS
So for the second week in a row the Jags decide to sleep on the defensive end of the ball. PSA: You can’t play offense so the D is where you penetrate. Yuck. You disgust me. Worst part? You let poor Dallas fans think their team is actually decent. Way to go frauds.
RAVENS vs TITANS
Finally. A team I can trust. Hold on, let me re read that line. Yes, the Baltimore Ravens earned My trust. #HollyHallPass Congrats Ravens!
CHIEFS vs PATRIOTS
I fell asleep drunk. Damn the Cowgirls. @ me.