EAGLES vs VIKINGS
I didn’t know it was possible to assemble an actual NFL team without a secondary. Weird. Side note: Erin Andrews covers better than Jalen Mills.
CHIEFS vs JAGS
Tyreek Hill. Not too bad for a return specialist. My question of week 5 though is for Bortles… And if Ramsey won’t ask it, i Will. who in the hell are you throwing to? Section 112? 1 TD, 4 interceptions. Everyone caught one of Bortles passes except his own receivers.
BROWNS vs RAVENS
Let’s take a moment to praise the Browns. Not for their field performance but for their ability to be the continuous overtime reigning champs.
FALCONS vs STEELERS
Atlanta can’t stop anyone. No, I’m serious. Literally no one. And their offense did the unimaginable. They made the Steelers Defense look good! I see Pittsburgh attended their family therapy and cleaned their act up. Hashtag 2 days sober
JETS vs BRONCOS
Did the Jets play that good or did the Broncos just play that bad? What a day Anderson . I see you
GIANTS vs PANTHERS
Here’s a positive note, I’m not a giants fan. I’m beginning to think this team will never amount to anything . FACT: OBJ is a better QB than Eli Manning.
LIONS vs PACKERS
The Lions of Detroit do what they do every season. Pick a random Sunday and decide to show up.
BENGALS vs DOLPHINS
Miami you’re garbage. The most over hyped accidentally won 3 games team ever
BILLS vs TITANS
Can we just put LOL in caps on this screen?
TEXANS vs COWBOYS
Well. That was fun. Forgive me for not staying awake for the whole game of Battle of the basic bitch play calling by 2 of the best coaches in the NFL. Congrats for your OT win houston. Again.