BROWNS vs JETS
Just when I was about to fall asleep in typical Thursday night football manner, my boy Tyrod heard me whisper in his ear to fake a concussion. Baker completely turned this game around. Congrats to the city of Cleveland. I only wish i was there to indulge in the free beer with you!
EAGLES vs COLTS
So. You want to talk Wentz? First quarter? Beautiful. After that? Fire everyone. Hire the Bills. For the second week in a row the Eagles D Line looked garbage and minus Sindey Jones, the secondary was burnt toast again. You had ONE assignment. TY Hilton.
SAINTS vs FALCONS
A falcons fan once told me, any lead can be blown… Finally. I was beginning to think I was going to have to watch the male cheerleaders for any type of action out of New Orleans. Shout out Calvin Ridley. What a stud. In the 3rd quarter he had 6 CATCHES for 138 YARDS, 3 TDs. Now THAT’S sportsgasmic.
TEXANS vs GIANTS
Battle of the worst O Lines. I’m not sure if either of these teams are aware of their duties as a lineman. There’s this thing in football we like to call blocking… Here’s an idea. Maybe we should throw Obrien back there😊
PACKERS vs REDSKINS
We all know Washington wont amount to anything but lets focus in on Rodgers. If he wants to live, he has to get the hell out of Green Bay.
BENGALS vs PANTHERS
I believe someone wise once told yall that Cinci will Cinci and expose themselves. (point to self, take a drink)
BILLS vs VIKINGS
The true definition of “Any given Sunday”. Josh Allen wants to know how you like THAT? Bring out the dildos & fold up tables. Vikings got that WORK served to them
COWBOYS vs SEAHAWKS
everyone keeps asking me to cover dallas. That’s cool. Except I’d rather watch paint dry. Maybe next week
Tonight… Can The housewives of Pittsburgh finally win ?!