Holly's World

WEEK 2

BENGALS vs RAVENS
What do you get when you put two slightly below average teams with mediocre QBs and known sketch records together? TNF. Hey Flacco, here’s a Holly’s hint, you’re not Rodgers. Throwing into triple coverage isn’t your forte. But one time for the ginger, way to hold it down! You managed to make the bum ass Bengals look flossy.

SAINTS vs BROWNS
Over the weekend the Browns cut Josh Gordon. I am cutting this game. Go home Saints. Study film.
TEXANS vs TITANS
I’d cover this game, but luckily for you and the entire Texans roster, that’s not my job.

BILLS vs CHARGERS
This QB fiasco is sickening. Allen couldn’t even complete a 5yrd pass. Who does he think he is? Dak? Just handoff off to the only man on this roster, Shady McCoy.

CARDINALS vs RAMS
Cardinals, you disgust me. And. I wouldn’t touch your D if it was the last thing left. YUCK
STEELERS vs CHIEFS
Steelers, take a seat. Let me school you. Defense: Noun. The action of defending from or resisting attack. A 15 year old QB lit y’all up. Comebacks are only cute… if you win…

EAGLES vs BUCCS
Attention all Pac 12 teams and HS varsity coaches, the Eagles are now accepting film on CBs. Please submit your footage to my twitter DM.
Also, please be advised… Tampa Bay is still fraud & won’t amount to anything.

PACKERS vs VIKINGS
Never ever bet against Rodgers. He will beat your team with a broken leg and half of a collar bone. Or at least tie. Either way, you still lose.

Funny Sports Ecard: You do NOT speak when Aaron Rodgers is on the field. pic.twitter.com/cpAcdfUVdy

Until next week…

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