EAGLES vs FALCONS
How does it feel to be 0-1? I wouldn’t know because the Eagles officially own the Falcons of Atlanta. I think it’s time Atlanta changes their team slogan… It’s a bit cliche these days since they can’t seem to “rise up” when needed.
The defending Super Bowl champs came up BIG.
— NFL (@NFL) September 7, 2018
VIKINGS vs 49ERS
How does $74 mil look? Looks like interceptions and incomplete passes. 1 TD doesn’t look good when it sits next to 3 interceptions. What did we learn today guys? Porn stars and fake boobs lie, they don’t guarantee wins.
Jimmy Garoppolo’s record as a starter prior to banging a porn star: 7-0
Jimmy Garoppolo’s record as a starter since banging a porn star: 0-1
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 9, 2018
JAGS vs GIANTS
Let’s take a moment to appreciate Blake Bortles and the accuracy between him and his favorite target, the ground. Bortles completed 7 of 9 passes to only god knows who. Thankfully defenses win games and Jacksonville has some damn good D.
STEELERS vs BROWNS
This is the game that never ends… The worst part about it all? Besides Conner’s hair? Neither team could finish. How do you end Week 1 in a tie?! This game was a drug out, sloppy mess.
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) September 9, 2018
TEXANS vs PATRIOTS
Lets all give it up for OBrien going back to his basic b- play calling. How many seasons in a row now is it that the Texans actually almost had a shot at beating Brady but fell short because of awful play calling and time management? I’d hate to be a Houston fan.
Bill obrien in a nutshell #texans
3rd and 20 – Miller run up middle
4th and 17 -. Screen to Hopkins
Timeouts are overrated
1st and 10 in redzone – Miller run
2nd and 11 in redzone – screen
Any offsides – ohhh I’m so angry
Red zone – helpppp. Oh let’s run it pic.twitter.com/5JZBMCbuxA
— Neil Chambers (@neilc252) September 9, 2018
BILLS vs RAVENS
Did anyone really watch this? @ me if you did.
DOLPHINS vs TITANS
Let’s just agree that the lightening storm was more exciting than this game.
SAINTS vs BUCCS
Want to see a magic show? The Saints defense disappeared again. Congrats New Orleans, you managed to make Fitzpatrick an automatic MVP candidate earning YOU my garbage team of the week. Take it back to the film room boys.