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Week 5 Recap

CHICAGO vs MINN

Yeah. The score was 3-2 at halftime. Need I say any more?

NYG vs SD

I don’t know but I kind of feel like the NYG receiving corp had a meeting before the game to protest Eli and his BS… So they all decided to break their legs in week 5. Good plan guys, it’s not like anyone was catching TD passes anyway. Now they can blame the season on injuries, shoot for that #1 draft pick and start fresh in 2018.

PITTS vs JAX
Hey Steelers fans, your team is complete GARBAGE. I would, however, like to compliment Jacksonville. Finally we got to see what this team can be. Fournette looked great… the D looked perfect. Basically everyone whose name doesn’t start with Blake and end with Bortles gets Holly approved this week! Can we take a moment of silence for Jalen Ramsey? This kid is nasty, marry me! Those hits… Insert dirty thoughts here.

HOUSTON vs KC
RIP to 9-7. Sorry Houston but what was left of your team died on Sunday. I give Texans fans props though… you guys truly bring life to the saying “One step forward, two steps back”. Watson looks fabulous, your IR?… Welcome to the club.

PHILLY vs ARIZONA
My team is going to the Super Bowl damnit! Okay, whatever… but look at us flourish! My defense looks spectacular… my offense was amazing… Agholor is still catching! And even the green hair kid covered… Kind of! Life is GOOD for us Philly fans. Arizona? Throw the towel in. Is it acceptable for a QB to retire mid season? If so, sign Palmer up.

CAROLINA vs DETROIT

I would comment on this game but I don’t know how to read routes so……………

 

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