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Week 2 Recap

MINN vs PITTSBURGH 
Of course Bradford decided to fake another injury after I took the Viks to cover. Bradford has hated me ever since we shipped him off for free last season. One thing a woman should never say……. I was relying solely on the good D Sunday. In true fashion, THAT was a fail. Even the Viks D couldn’t last… At least not with Keenum starting on offense. *sigh* Bridgewater with one leg > Keenum.

 

PHILLY vs KC
Separation? What’s that… says every Philly fan who watches our offense. I want to know WHO in the holy hell signed this kicker from Cinci? I know it wasn’t my man Dougie P. Look. I don’t want ANY player that’s been touched by Cinci’s cancerous team in the last 3 seasons. I got ‘ol boys’ one way ticket back to Ohio, it’s on me. Philly should have entered the half 13-3 but Andy Reid raped us per usual, no surprise there. KC’s team this season is SPORTSGASMIC. That D is nasty and the offense was moving. Props to the Chiefs…………. and my Eagles. We held on.

BUFFALO vs CAROLINA
9 points Cam!? 9?? Pretty sure every team this week put up NINE points. For the love of gawwwd even the JETS put up more than 9. It’s the Bills. A team who has absolutely NO depth anywhere. Not even on the coaching staff. McCoy is literally all they have. What part of that immaculate Bills defense was stopping you Cam? Enlighten me.

NEW ENGLAND vs NEW ORLEANS
If you thought Brady died, you’re a moron. Then again, they DID play the Saints. And NOW we all remember how awful NO’s defense is. What’s this? Oh, probably just Brees playing candy crush, even more bored than we were watching this snooze fest.

ARIZONA vs INDY 
How? How in the football gods name did you end up in OT with the fricking Colts? You have one of the best defenses in the whole NFL and you let some 7th string QB light you up? Shame on you Bruce. Let’s not even start with Palmer. Someone tell his washed ass he owes me $135 x2 on my mybookie account for week 1-2. Never again will I let the Cardinals scam me into believing they have talent.

SEATTLE vs SAN FRAN
One of these teams is a fraud. Good thing they have veteran talent and a great coach or I’d be worried…….

DALLAS vs DENVER
L M A O

YOUR GARBAGE TEAM OF THE WEEK? As much as I WANTED to insert Arizona here… It’s only fair that this team takes the honors…. I mean, since they got beat by last weeks’ trash team…

CINCI vs HOUSTON

Usually on TNF I ditch class early… This week, I decided Physics1404 was more exciting than Houston versus Cinci. I didn’t have to even watch this game to know how it went down. All I have to say is, I should have bet the O/U for easy money. Shame on me and the ginger. Dalton, we have to do better.

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